polyamorous people are like i hope you die i hope all 3 of us die

Hand in unloveable hand in unlovable hand in unlovable h

it’s like when i choose to see the good side of things, i’m not being naive. it’s strategic and necessary. it’s how i learned to survive through everything btw. if you even care

got my new boyfriend from Ikea. Unfortunately he's made of particle board and with a single thrust of my hips I broke him into five pieces

sure is yeah. keep me updated

they call me chihuahua the way i shaking and shivering and crying so much

life gets a little more bearable if you get silly with it btw

will you please take my whimsical ass seriously

1999 artisanal upcycled duvet coat

i am aware of the problems. however. i would rather be comfy in my bed. good night.

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

“Why didn’t Light pressure politicians?? Why did he murder people already in jail?? His plans didn’t make any sense!!” Actually, everything Light did made perfect sense when you remember that his dad was literally the biggest cop

who remembers duck slap

Every time I drive I imagine having Zeus powers and exploding fellow drivers with my mind

If you had Zeus powers you could just fly…

Hold on 

hold on

Hey are you there?

Did I explode you? Did it work?

(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here

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