youre only disagreeing with me because I'm wrong 🙄

first it was girls' locker rooms vs boys' locker rooms then it was the feminine urge to vs the masculine urge to now it's girl dinner vs boy dinner when will it end when will we escape i feel like maybe some of you guys dont even want to escape doesnt anyone else want to escape

So much of what is “cringe” is just… earnest.

what if you made an honest expression of genuine human emotion and someone saw it!

not caring if people think you're stupid is a life hack. recognising that you are kind of stupid is an even bigger life hack. we build entire societies to take care of each other bc we're all kind of stupid. it's fine.

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

basically the closest thing we have to dragons today

reincarnation isnt real because if it was Divine would have come back with a harpoon gun and dealt with RuPaul by now

polyamorous people are like i hope you die i hope all 3 of us die

Hand in unloveable hand in unlovable hand in unlovable h

it’s like when i choose to see the good side of things, i’m not being naive. it’s strategic and necessary. it’s how i learned to survive through everything btw. if you even care

got my new boyfriend from Ikea. Unfortunately he's made of particle board and with a single thrust of my hips I broke him into five pieces

sure is yeah. keep me updated

they call me chihuahua the way i shaking and shivering and crying so much

life gets a little more bearable if you get silly with it btw

will you please take my whimsical ass seriously